I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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