where am i from again
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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