well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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