I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i don't like sucking hair
I feel great
I just peed on a car
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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