In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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