he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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