Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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