why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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