She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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