The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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