Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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