I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Houston, we have a blender
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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