Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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