Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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