after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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