three words: i give head
three words: not that well
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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