eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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