I can tuck mytits in my pants
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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