...so i touched it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize