I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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I would fuck him just for his dog
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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