Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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