That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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