Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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