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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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