the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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