I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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