I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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