I smell stomach acid.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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