i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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