I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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