So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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