so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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