Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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