I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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