weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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