just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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