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How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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