wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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