Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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