just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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