Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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