I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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