Buhtt sex?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm too high and old for this...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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