Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
A+ Viking dick
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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