Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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