um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
you made out with another girl for some wings
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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