I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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