I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
are you so shy because you have an std?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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