i just had sex bonerless
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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