these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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